grimeclown:

Ok then raise your shield of ignorance and let the truth break against it like the sea on dull rocks. Bitch

(via westopher-columbus)

thewildetyme:

“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”

— Sylvia Plath

aham-prem-deactivated20220401:

not to be dramatic but when will i join a secret society that exists vaguely timelessly where everyone communicates with pretentious quotes

evilkitten3:

write-on-world:

(via foldsofyourbrain)

yeehawlw:

some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwave

(via anglelica)

waifus-of-hope:

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

(via anthonyamorim)

harmonicstupidity:

metal-gear-zeke:

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

(via anthonyamorim)

monolidd:

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

(via adrift-with-captainhook)

lordeboy:

getting put into an induced coma until the vibes are right 

(via karinalovio)

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

(via pagingme)

funkynfat:

my baby my baby, you’re my baby say it to me, baby my baby, tell your baby that I’m your baby

(via anglelica)

robotprick:

immaplatypus:

immaplatypus:

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

i just want to have a normal night for once

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

(via foldsofyourbrain)